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  • May 16, 2026 The Polish in Prague
  • May 13, 2026 The Abandoned Yurt and the Journey to Prague
  • March 16, 2026 The Chinese Apothecaries from Poland!
  • March 15, 2026 Cries in the Vicinity
  • March 12, 2026 The Ragged Ambush
  • March 11, 2026 The Single Rider of Worski
  • March 10, 2026 The Return of the Polabian Bandits
  • March 9, 2026 The Night of the Coughing Captain
  • March 8, 2026 The Russian Finds the Captain
  • March 7, 2026 Voyage to Denmark
  • March 5, 2026 Spotted in the Adriatic Sea
  • February 22, 2026 Captain in Anatolia? What is happening?!
  • December 13, 2025 Interludium - The Wanderer
  • December 7, 2025 The Voyage to Greece - Part III: The Sinner Magnet
  • December 5, 2025 The Voyage to Greece - Part II: The Vanishing Shore
  • December 3, 2025 The Voyage to Greece - Part I: The Silent Passenger
  • December 1, 2025 The Healing Harbor
  • November 28, 2025 The Seaman's Dark Secret
  • November 28, 2025 The Regina
  • November 28, 2025 The Greek Seaman
  • November 27, 2025 The Haunted Sailor
  • November 26, 2025 The Language Lesson
  • November 26, 2025 The Island of Spirits
  • November 25, 2025 The Grandfather's Remedy
  • November 24, 2025 The Drunken Scholars
  • November 23, 2025 The Double Ship
  • November 20, 2025 The Northern Station
  • November 19, 2025 The Voyage to Kamchatka
  • November 18, 2025 The Beginning

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A Notice of Extraordinary Circumstance

The author of The Black Captain is presently the subject of an investigation by the German Federal Police. He is continuously subjected to highly distressing circumstances, profoundly impeding his ability to concentrate upon his literary pursuits or other professional endeavours. He stands accused of offences he did not commit. Consequently, this publication shall not be updated with its customary regularity, as he finds himself a captive of the German authorities, though he is not of German nationality himself.

A Grievous Disturbance of the Peace

The author presently endures a most wretched and vexing state of affairs. Uncouth new neighbours have newly taken up residence and have embarked upon a relentless campaign to unjustly expel him from his lodgings. The current scarcity within the housing market acts as a severe stressor, whereby the very prospect of losing one's abode and facing destitution frequently serves as a catalyst for profound psychological distress and illness. Their persistent vexations only serve to confound an already treacherous voyage, rendering an intolerable strain upon his daily humours. One may refer to such scholarly discourse on housing instability and its grievous toll upon the mental constitution.

A Most Hostile Reception

I, the author, presently find myself enduring exceedingly adverse circumstances. Newly arrived neighbours have taken residence and are actively seeking to dispossess me of my lodgings, seemingly motivated by a profound antipathy towards foreigners. Their continuous harassment causes me considerable distress, thereby complicating an already formidable situation. For further enlightenment upon such matters within these lands, one may peruse this Expertise on Experiences of Discrimination in Germany.

A Most Grievous Predicament!

Alas! The wretched German Landsknecht Swamp Division hath breached the sanctuary of the Black Captain's humble yurt, brazenly purloining full half of his remaining provisions! Your esteemed assistance in replenishing the armory would be most graciously received!

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